My match should live in the U.S. and be a citizen. There are alot of scammers out there and I don’t want the hassle.

what does this mean? people looking for green card?

Posted: June 12th, 2008 under O.D..
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email from the science geek….

Hey Queen,

So I thought Friday went pretty well, even though I still felt like I wasn’t firing on all cylinders because of the whole lack-of-sleep thing.

I’m still really curious to hear your singing voice. Would you be interested in going out for karaoke or something sometime, or is that a horrible idea? Either way, keep in touch and I’m sure we’ll figure something out.

take care,
science geek

argggg…..why do i have to be so damn hot?!

Posted: June 10th, 2008 under O.D..
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Gentlemen, so many of you seem to be uncomfortable with the idea of writing your own profile. Yet this is the first impression a P.M.P. gets of you, your first line of defense. After reading countless profiles, I have come up with a short list to guide you in the process.

I’m a pretty laid back guy and I consider myself a nice guy.

1. Don’t tell us you are laid back. Every guy thinks he is laid back and honest and upfront, blah blah. Really can you say that about yourself without being biased?

2. Don’t tell us that you like to go out but that you also like to stay home and sit by the fire, cook dinner. Along with how amazingly laid back and well adjusted you are, this is the most commonly used line in profiles. No one believes you.

3. Don’t list “having fun” or “chilling out” under your interests and hobbies. Seriously, who doesn’t like to have fun? If they did, would they admit to it?

4. Don’t tell us how hot you think you are. This sort of line…”I have an average body with muscle toned arms,” makes me nervous. We can see your photo and can make our own judgement on the issue.

5. This one may be more me than other girls, frankly I don’t know. But I don’t care what team is “your” team, I don’t think a healthy relationship is based on whether or not both parties support the Yankees and if you plan on denying me because I don’t like “your” team, well, i guess that’s it’s own problem.

Posted: June 9th, 2008 under O.D..
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So I just watched a few mintues of “You’ve Got Mail”, a movie that probably had something to do with the popularity of O.D. I must say, what I’m doing and what is going on with Meg Ryan (who is adorably cute in that movie by the way) is totally different. She makes it so romatic and …sweet. What is not in the movie is how difficult it is to get to know someone over email. Or how nerve-wracking it is to meet someone cold turkey. The hands down worst part of every date is the five minutes before we’ve met up. I don’t care what they look like, I just hate finding the P.M.P., wondering if they’ll even come and the uncertainty of meeting someone you don’t know. For me, it takes so much mental energy and courage to put myself out there, I’m exhausted, drained and shaken by the end of the night. I could smoke a half pack of cigarettes on the way home just recuperating.

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D..
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There’s really only one question to be asked after a first date. Was this worth shaving my legs for?

and….nay. Guess it proves the Dizz’s theory, everyone looks good on paper. His profile and his emails were interesting: novel writer, guitar player, athlete. What wasn’t in there was super nerd and science geek. I liked how he named his guitar, thought calling it aha-may was different, something I could see myself doing. Turns out it’s not interesting but just because he is uncreative and boring. Very very boring. I found myself just chattering away to fill up the time until I could respectively leave.

In all fairness (why should I be fair, I’m the QUEEN), he was sweet and generally carried himself well. Once again, there is nothing inherently wrong with him. But is a little adventure and style too much for a girl to ask?

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D., P.M.P..
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So I have another date with, as my brother in law so eloquently puts it, another “potential mounting partner” tomorrow night. Here’s an excerpt from his profile…

“I could start off by talking about how nice or funny I am, but c’mon: are you really gonna take my word for it? Born and raised on Staten Island, I moved back here because I love the city but hate feeling trapped in it. (As a side note to that, I don’t think I could ever live someplace that didn’t have independent movie theaters) My interests are all over the place, but I’ve always been a fan of challenges. Lately I’ve been trying to take on as many big goals as I can: last year I wrote my first novel in 30 days during National Novel Writing Month, and this year I’m shooting for the New York City Marathon. At home I’m usually watching TV, playing with my (Nintendo) Wii, or practicing my lefty acoustic guitar (I call her Aha May, since she’s a Yamaha, but backwards). I’ve been known to look at life in terms of Simpsons references, but I’m trying to cut back on that since I realize how annoying it can get.”

CYY, already vetoed him. Said, he’s going to have a horrible Staten Island accent. We’re meeting at an Irish pub downtown. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D..
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Good looking man looking for a good looking women to who likes to have some fun

I like eggs
i like toast
i like pork
i like steak
i like monster energy drinks
i like no fat chic
kids please none sorry not my type
i like them slim and slender
but if fat chicks get lonely i have a friend named kyle

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D..
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anyone with a mustache is immediately ARCHIVED!

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D..
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A good friend, who happens to be male and also a O.D. success story, gave me two pieces of advice. One, dress like a slut. And two, keep your expectations low. I think it’s important to keep these pieces of advice together. Look hot, make them want you but don’t expect to get much out of it either way.

Posted: June 7th, 2008 under O.D..
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