I can tell how much I like a girl based on how much time I spend getting ready to see her. If I shower, I’m into you… but if I just put on more deodorant, we should probably see other people. I like fun-loving girls who are up for a long sweaty workout, then brunch, then possibly some light bondage. Email me and we’ll set it up. I’d be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard.

Posted: November 3rd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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