Glossary

O.D. : online dating, not overdose.

P.M.P : short for “potential mounting partner”, coined by the Brother in Law (BIL). apparently he’s interested in getting me laid.

archived : In the O.D. interface you have the option of saying ‘yay’ or ‘nay’ to each P.M.P. profile, sending them an email that “SOMEONE IS INTERESTED IN YOU!!!!” or dooming them to the dusty archives. Once someone is archived they can no longer contact you.