sarcastic and caustic look at online dating and the life of single-doom.

The Players

A quick glossary of a few of the names tossed about the castle.

The Vampire: a man who who embodies hotness. Whatever it is about him, I don’t know. But all I want to do is drag him into a dark alley. Of course, he’s trouble as well (aren’t all the hot ones trouble?) Apatly named “The Vampire” because he only calls me in the middle of the night. It took over two months before I had even see him in daylight hours let alone sober.

The Anarchist online dater who almost found me out

The Good Docter online dater who defies description. Just read about it.

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